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Thursday, 27 March 2025

You are Britain’s Fairest Man (amended draft/unfinished)

 


Officer pushed him. He went forward. 

Thought he had hit his head. 

Expected blood beneath 

the surface of the skin 

or dead tissue above 

the surface hair is an attribute, 

part of the human body 

it breaks into an arrangement 

or configuration 

the category of a weapon elegised to class 

a pricket gathering 

at the base of emergency situations, 

with just enough hope 

below that blood filled glow

is yours QC on moonbeams 

a cruel vector of birchen pens,

The Director of Public Prosecutions 

QC Keir Starmer


a redoubtable wielding roflcopter 

of justice drugged 

to taskforce a plea-filled earglow 

your children's hopes 

as burnt missives imagine 

commercial leases imagine 

the courtyard tribunal apex

upon which the presiding authority sat 

imagine inside these delicate circles 

that conceit hails exception 

lawfully still like garlands 

or stars circling together tonight

delighting on such a night  

& the clouds that stilled like 

Justices Face & not twist about 

for public taste  our legally enshrined 

& age-old tradition spiked to peace 

the Lauding State whittling germane 

all-powerful love creates 

& tends above, 

to all things in its care 

that's flashing through me right here! 

& you repeat to stuttering

from The Last Stars uttering 

The Power of the Bar!


Give us tools, 

arguments & defence lines 

to allow us to say 

water cannons are necessary 

plastic bullets permissible & all day

as to its deterring eternal embrace 

is blissful & with good goodness

is their existence 

policing over personnel codes 

& what constitutes 

a weapon previously growed? 

Out The History of Judgecraft

alone as courts depart 

merely ciphers for

Twenty-Four-Hour sittings 

no pause on weekends 

to increase the rate of convictions 

& made a personal appearance 

at 4am Highbury Magistrates Court 

Morale Boost. Core Quality Standards.     

Billing my head’s so burnt – 

a thousand times before.  


Scab who cried a placard weaponised 

& in the end, 

you’re just a disgusting shite

like tar & sulphur skein 

pushed within 

filing to desist in the portcullis 

again these accoutrements meet 

human rights guidelines

understand here: 

Core Quality Standards 

there's no remit 

in a Snooper’s Charter

desist on rapid riot

prosecutions hovering roses 

curves like burning above

as hearts may contest 

yet words are truest, 

said from clearest gathering 

around its apex, 

as framed I am here, 

in my proper place. 


It’s hard to see how anyone escapes. 

Day may smile on us with odd gleams

yet night entwines us 

in doorweb creaks,

a eulogising speech 

breaks against my teeth 

streamlining statutories 

The Knight of the Realm,

raised to codes of conduct 

granular predecessors 

unremitting work ethics 

again the emptiest spaces emerge 

bleaches behind us, 

a standing worth 

& what was said 

Sir State, 

You are a perfectly decent 

human being! 

& servants perquisites 

& protections 

listening advisers, 

exercises & focus groups 

hatreds stilled to the edge 

to receive on your knees 

Court-news murdered close 

your mouth & nose! 

You are Britain’s Fairest Man.