Friday 8 July 2022

Remmesgate (for Justin Adams)

 Remmesgate (for Justin Adams)

The Boulder gathers as it rolls downhill

whilst a commodities trader drinks 

Ruddles out of a toby jug 

the cliffs of England Stand

where the party banner tow lines 

become wrapped

around your ranine throat 

and you go down 

covered in mayo

your ‘peoples army’ 

with garden hoses 

are too slow 

and I’ll do it again 

from the largest wetherspoons in the world