Officer1: Is there another Officer situated?
Officer1 : Is there another officer?
Officer2: Yes, Officer.
Officer1: Has it been beaten in yet!
Officer2: I think it has been beaten in?
Officer1: Can you confirm it has been beaten it?
Officer2: It’s very dark, Officer. Too dark to see anything.
Officer1: Can you get closer? In order to inspect it.
Officer2: Yes, Officer. Getting closer now.
Officer1:So, has it been beaten in then?
Officer2: Officer, well i don't know but it looks like boot leather.
Officer1: Boot leather.........
Officer2: Yes, boot leather.
Officer1: It is amazing what you can get out of them these days.
Officer2: Yes, it is amazing.
Officer1 : Is there another officer?
Officer2: Yes, Officer.
Officer1: Has it been beaten in yet!
Officer2: I think it has been beaten in?
Officer1: Can you confirm it has been beaten it?
Officer2: It’s very dark, Officer. Too dark to see anything.
Officer1: Can you get closer? In order to inspect it.
Officer2: Yes, Officer. Getting closer now.
Officer1:So, has it been beaten in then?
Officer2: Officer, well i don't know but it looks like boot leather.
Officer1: Boot leather.........
Officer2: Yes, boot leather.
Officer1: It is amazing what you can get out of them these days.
Officer2: Yes, it is amazing.
Officer2: Yes............Officer it is very dark.......But I gathered from my
inspection that it has been beaten
Officer1: In.
Officer2: Beaten in, yes beaten in.
Officer1: By how much are we talking.
Officer2: Very much.
Officer2: I’ll use my foot for measure.
Officer1: Good idea, officer.
Officer2: I’ve kicked it again.
Officer1: Okay, kick it again until you know absolutely.
Officer2: Okay, yes I will kick it in until I know absolutely.
Officer2: I’ve done that what next.
Officer1: In.
Officer2: Beaten in, yes beaten in.
Officer1: By how much are we talking.
Officer2: Very much.
Officer2: I’ll use my foot for measure.
Officer1: Good idea, officer.
Officer2: I’ve kicked it again.
Officer1: Okay, kick it again until you know absolutely.
Officer2: Okay, yes I will kick it in until I know absolutely.
Officer2: I’ve done that what next.
Officer1: What?
Officer1: Well has it moved.
Officer2: It’s dark. I’ve inspected, it’s dark. Thats a fact.
Officer1: Inspect further. Kick it again.
Officer1: Listen! Kick it again and Listen!
Officer1: Well has it moved.
Officer2: It’s dark. I’ve inspected, it’s dark. Thats a fact.
Officer1: Inspect further. Kick it again.
Officer1: Listen! Kick it again and Listen!
Officer2: What next, Officer.
Officer2: I just kicked it again and I’m listening...
Officer1: And.....
Officer2: I can only hear you.
Officer1: So you didn’t hear..... it.
Officer2: I don’t think so.
Officer1: Okay, Okay.
Officer1: Jump on it.
Officer2: Jump on it, Officer.
Officer1: Yes, jump on it.
Officer2: I don’t wish to jump on it, Officer. I can barely see it.
Officer1: You’ve been instructed, officer.
Officer2: I could pick it up, to see if its been beaten in properly.
Officer1: Yes, do that.
Officer2: Okay, I’ll pick it up then.
Officer1: Yes.
Officer1: And.....
Officer2: I can only hear you.
Officer1: So you didn’t hear..... it.
Officer2: I don’t think so.
Officer1: Okay, Okay.
Officer1: Jump on it.
Officer2: Jump on it, Officer.
Officer1: Yes, jump on it.
Officer2: I don’t wish to jump on it, Officer. I can barely see it.
Officer1: You’ve been instructed, officer.
Officer2: I could pick it up, to see if its been beaten in properly.
Officer1: Yes, do that.
Officer2: Okay, I’ll pick it up then.
Officer1: Yes.
Officer1: Have you picked it up yet?
Officer2: Yes. I’ve picked it up. It’s been beaten in very, very well. A job done
Officer2: Yes. I’ve picked it up. It’s been beaten in very, very well. A job done
good.
Officer2: Yes, very well.
Officer2: Should I dispose of it.
Officer2: Should I dispose of it.
Officer1: Very well.
Officer1: Yes.
Officer2: how?
Officer1: You have to bury it. Give it a proper burial.
Officer2: Okay, officer that seems appropriate. What should I say.
Officer1: Here lies.... (pause)
Officer1: Make it up. It is not going to speak for itself...... so make it up.
Officer2: Officer the ground is very hard.
Officer1: Bury it. That is proper thing to do.
Officer2: Officer, I can’t officer, the ground is too hard. Officer.
Officer1: Use the butt of your Mauser to smash it.
Officer2: I am smashing the earth in, Officer but nothing...nothing is budging at all. I cannot move any of the earth required officer to make proper burial officer....................... It’s a far too difficult task.
Officer1: You have to bury it. Give it a proper burial.
Officer2: Okay, officer that seems appropriate. What should I say.
Officer1: Here lies.... (pause)
Officer1: Make it up. It is not going to speak for itself...... so make it up.
Officer2: Officer the ground is very hard.
Officer1: Bury it. That is proper thing to do.
Officer2: Officer, I can’t officer, the ground is too hard. Officer.
Officer1: Use the butt of your Mauser to smash it.
Officer2: I am smashing the earth in, Officer but nothing...nothing is budging at all. I cannot move any of the earth required officer to make proper burial officer....................... It’s a far too difficult task.
(audible sound of thumping)
Officer1: Try again, Officer.
Officer2: It’s not shifting the earth, Officer.
Officer1: Try again. Smash the earth in, Officer. You have to do it, remember. Its proper.
Officer2: Should I roll it in the carpet.
Officer1: The carpet.
Officer2: I can sink it with carpet. Bury the carpet with water, so to speak. I will tie it to something heavy.
Officer2:I’m attaching it now.
Officer1: Yes, Officer very good now thats a proper burial.
Officer2: Yes, yes officer. Very proper burial a much better idea.
Officer1: Yes, yes very good.
Officer2: I am rolling it now in the carpet, Officer.
Officer1: Brilliant. Well done indeed.
Officer1: Try again, Officer.
Officer2: It’s not shifting the earth, Officer.
Officer1: Try again. Smash the earth in, Officer. You have to do it, remember. Its proper.
Officer2: Should I roll it in the carpet.
Officer1: The carpet.
Officer2: I can sink it with carpet. Bury the carpet with water, so to speak. I will tie it to something heavy.
Officer2:I’m attaching it now.
Officer1: Yes, Officer very good now thats a proper burial.
Officer2: Yes, yes officer. Very proper burial a much better idea.
Officer1: Yes, yes very good.
Officer2: I am rolling it now in the carpet, Officer.
Officer1: Brilliant. Well done indeed.
Officer2: It has received a very, very thorough beating, Officer.
Officer1: It sounds like whoever did this has done a very good job.
Officer2: Its a very good job, officer. Very good.
Officer2: I’ve rolled it in the carpet now.
Officer1: Very good. Officer 2: Should I throw it in the river now, officer.
Officer1: Yes.
Officer1: What have you tied it too?
Officer1: It sounds like whoever did this has done a very good job.
Officer2: Its a very good job, officer. Very good.
Officer2: I’ve rolled it in the carpet now.
Officer1: Very good. Officer 2: Should I throw it in the river now, officer.
Officer1: Yes.
Officer1: What have you tied it too?